Just a BioWare Fan

Whenever I see Zinoodle's chibi Fenris dancing around the entry to his mansion this is what I hear in my head. He’s in pain, I tell you, and he’s trying to dance Hawke out of his system because she’s been flirting madly with Anders since he ran away that fateful night when their rivalmance brought him to her. So he sings this to Ander at the top of his lungs and the neighbors pretend like they can’t hear a thing because, well, he’s killed more than one guy right outside their front doors.

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I see you walkin’ Darktown with the girl I love and I’m like
Fuck you (oo oo ooo)
I guess one night in her mansion wasn’t enough so I’m like
Fuck you and fuck her, too
If my will was stiffer I’d still be with her
Now ain’t that some shit? (Ain’t that some shit?)
But though there’s pain in my chest I still wish her the best with a
Fuck you (oo oo ooo)

Now look here:
I’m sorry I can’t face my own past and that it means I ran away
I guess she’s Hightown and I’m more Bone Pit
But the way she shakes that ass ain’t fair

I pity my Hawke if she falls in love with you
(Oh shit she’s a blood mage, just thought you should know mage)
Well, I’ve got some news for you
If you hurt her I’ll rip out your heart

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Now I know that she made me kill men all along the Wounded Coast
Tryin’ to love her, tryin’ to please her
‘Cause bein’ in love with her ass is sweet

I pity my Hawke if she falls in love with you
(Oh shit she’s a blood mage, just thought you should know mage)
Well, I’ve got some news for you: ooh, I really hate your ass right now.

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Now baby, baby, baby, why I wanna wanna treat her so bad?
So bad, so bad, so bad
I asked Isabela but she just told me to try her instead
Instead, instead, instead
Why?
Why?!
Why, baby?
I love you
I still love you! Oooooooooooh

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