The Commander Takes a Shower

This is a short story in five parts explaining precisely what should have happened in Mass Effect 2 after the confrontation on Horizon. Shepard and Kaidan deserved better, damnit. This story was part of the inspiration for a steamy piece of Kaidan fanart from Jhourney. I was so proud.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 (NSFW, my dears)
Part 4
Part 5